The Difference in Moms and Dads

What moms can do while holding a baby in one arm:

create dinner

tie shoes

work the DVR

type this blog
unload the dishwasher

seal a letter

load the car

get money out of the ATM

check Facebook

pump gas

sweep the floor

mop

fold a load of laundry

talk on the phone

write a list of things to do

change bras

mix formula

heat bottle

apply eyeliner
put a straw in the juicebox

find the missing matchbox car

make the bed

go to the pool

pay for groceries

What dads can do while holding a baby in one arm:

Ask the question, ‘will you hold her while I heat the bottle?’