Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The Difference in Moms and Dads

What moms can do while holding a baby in one arm:
create dinner
tie shoes
work the DVR
type this blog
unload the dishwasher
seal a letter
load the car
get money out of the ATM
check Facebook
pump gas
sweep the floor
fold a load of laundry
talk on the phone
write a list of things to do
change bras
mix formula
heat bottle
apply eyeliner
put a straw in the juicebox
find the missing matchbox car
make the bed
go to the pool
pay for groceries

What dads can do while holding a baby in one arm:
Ask the question, ‘will you hold her while I heat the bottle?’


  1. HILARIOUS and soooooooooooooooo true!!!!

  2. Hey, we just have it! Mommies ROCK!