Friday, June 15, 2012

Happy Father's Day

"A father carries pictures where his money used to be....."

Darren Quotes:

Me:  Those telemarketers call all the time, and now they leave messages saying you’ve won something or they are a bill collector in order to trick you to call them back.
Darren: saying they are a bill collector in the Sechrist house is no way to get a call back.

Me:  I think I’m going to save for cosmetic surgery one day.  Would you get cosmetic surgery?
Darren:  I’m going to get those calf implants.
Me:  Then you will have to get thigh implants so your calves won’t be so big
Darren:  I could only afford to do one leg at a time.

Me:  My mom never let me listen to heavy metal music; granny said if you played it backwards it was devil worship.
Darren:  If you play anything backwards it’s going to sound like devil worship. Amazing Grace played backwards probably sounds like devil worship.

I can’t resuscitate the checkbook after this.”

“I was supposed to trace Carlee’s hands for her Sunday school class so they can make a surprise for Mother’s Day.  I can’t do it, will you?”

“I don’t know why you get mad.  Just tell your story instead of waiting for me to listen.”


1:00am
Is she asleep yet??
“No her eyes are like Silver Dollars.”





Setting:  getting ready while the kids are screeching their heads off…..
D:  Where did you get this shirt I’m wearing?
Me:  I have no clue….I guess my boyfriend left it.
D:  If he comes back I’ll give him his shirt back and a check.

Me:  I had a dream that Carlee was screaming for formula and when I opened the can it was empty.  I think my dream is symbolic about my inner self.
Darren: I think it’s symbolic for my wallet.


Creating the memories is what the children remember.  It has been a major change going from a family of three to a family of four, but you continue to work hard and set a good example!  We Love You and Happy Father’s Day!


4 comments:

  1. :) hope you had a good Father's Day, saw your dad the other night...as always he is such a hoot!

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  2. This is precious!! And how ridiculous that I sat here watching and in need of a box of tissues?!!

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  3. That is not ridiculous...honey I cried every night at church last week...lovely hormones. Happy Father's Day to Jeff!

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