ZUMBA!

My thought process while taking my first Zumba Class:

-Hey this isn’t so bad, the music is fun.

-How does she move that way?  Is she missing important bones?

-We’re moving NOW, oh yeah….I feel like a backup dancer!  I am AWESOME.

-I think I feel my heart elevating.

-Holy Mother of Love, I need air….

-I’m sorry, I can’t scream whooo!  AllRight!  Or Oh Yeah! Because I can’t breath.

-I think I’m dying.

-I hope the instructor knows CPR.

-Note to self- When starting, go with an instructor that looks like Roseanne Bar not this:

because its bad for your self esteem.

-Is that what I look like dancing!?!  Why is there a mirror?  Looks like a fat woman ate me. Why is there a mirror?

-Standard move:  act like my butt has gone into epileptic seizures (and then I will look sort of look like I know what I’m doing.).

-THANK YOU JESUS…3 MORE MINUTES INTO COOL DOWN.

-What the Freakazoid!?!?  There are women who are begging for more dances before cool down??  I will sneak into the night and steal your workout gear…ALL OF YOU BE DAMNED.

-The instructor just told me to ‘Hold your head above your heart?’  -Doesn’t she understand when I hold it like a turkey more air comes into my lungs?

-Why did we park across the gym, now I have to walk across three lanes of traffic fast enough that a car won’t hit me.  I can’t walk that fast right now.

Overall, I had fun and I’m really proud of myself for sticking with it and finishing! I think I have found a new challenge.

Love,

THE ZUMBA QUEEN