Gather around kiddos because this week I have ten important lessons to teach you about my crappy week.
Lesson # 1
When one goes out to eat with a friend, pause the conversation long enough to drive. I drove our mini-bus into the back of someone’s car, causing some major dentage to both van and car.
Let me tell you, it was no joy bringing that info. home to the little husband.
Lesson # 2
Just because you see a 6.00 coupon in the paper for a haircut doesn’t mean you have to use it. I think the hairdresser didn’t understand the meaning of a shoulder length bob.
what just happened here?? |
the short layers are cut all the way to the top of my head.
Be cautious when cutting open the ham package because you may stab your hand.
Lesson # 5
Be even more cautious when cutting the actual ham because you might cut another part of your hand.
Don’t wash and wax the floor right before a major storm. Look what the
cat dog...son.. husband drags in…..
Don’t email or text volunteer request for babysitter requests, because no one will email or text you back.
It’s not wise to take your stress out on chocolate chip waffles, because then you have to replace the box before your family finds out.