Week 1: Oh this is nice. I’m going to have so much fun staying home with the baby and I can reorganize my closet, finish my thank you notes, and relax.
Week 2: Ok, a little sleep deprived and low energy, I’ll just sit here on the couch and try to make it through. I’ll catch up later.
Week 3: I can’t remember my last name……did I brush my teeth or shower today?? Do I have another child, where is he? I hope I don’t forget to pick him up again.
Week 4: must…have…..caffeine. I think I’m going a little insane. These four walls are caving in on me. What month and year is this?? Why won’t this baby stop crying!?! Why won’t Connor quit jumping off the top rope otherwise known as the couch!?!
That is pretty much how my thought process has been the last few weeks. I think my sweet Carlee has a touch of the colic. Pajamas, the remote, and Facebook have been permanent fixtures in my life. I’m seriously telling you my brain is rotting but I’m too tired to look away. I’m telling you daytime TV may be causing the downfall of society but I just watch, and watch, and watch:
My Crazy Obsession (is an obsession with wigs really a bad thing, I could love my 27 types of Dolly Parton wigs too!), Biography ( I didn’t know that Ricky Martin was in Menudo and that he dated a woman for 14 years??), Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Orange County, Atlanta, New York, New Jersey, El Paso, Cana…etc. etc. etc. (It really should be called The Fake Boobs belonging to the Housewives of ----------), Dance Moms/ Toddlers and Tiaras (hey I’m a good mom after all. I don’t dress my daughter half naked and parade her around like a stripper, good for me.), Who the (Bleep) did I Marry? (oh crap, I hope Darren isn’t leading a double life, he was 15 minutes late from work yesterday! Who am I kidding, he lost his wallet three times this month, he could never keep up with another family!?), I Almost Got Away With It (what is that noise…oh crap is someone coming after me, am I a goner while watching daytime TV??), House (how are they ever going to solve this breathtaking, questioning, crazy illness in one hour!?!? All the stress, I think I feel weird, my throat is hurting, I have a rash….), Days of Our Lives (I love John Black/ Roman because he is such an over actor. Best line while he is about to be shot on the airplane [in a deep, dramatic voice] “is this what you do to people who fly coach?” Haaaaaaaa. Good one John Black if that is your REAL name.) Supernanny (What is the point in spanking?? My answer is… I’m tired and don’t feel like guiding your butt to bed 65 times tonight) and for Gosh Sakes Say YES to the Dress!
Oh man, I have to watch hours of Dr. Phil just to get all of this nonsense out of my head!
Basically this weekend I had enough of feeling terrible. I woke up and turned this off-
And turned this off-
And I fixed a healthy salad.
(I almost gave up then and there because a piece of avocado flew up and hit me in the eye. My left eye started to swell immediately. If I had ate a burger and fries, would this have happened??)
Then I read this…
Then I collected this…
And this…..(allergy season is giving me a fit).
And we went for a great walk in this beautiful weather.
Being the very WONDERFUL and OBSERVANT mother that I am, it was at least 20 minutes before I realized Carlee wasn't enjoying the scenery as much as we were.
(Though she didn't really seem to mind, I did fix her hat.)
Connor and I had a great conversation..such as ‘why is your butt so big?’, ‘why are chopped up drugs bad for you?’, and ‘why do people have to get old?’ Such insightful conversation.
I had to use some self-control not to grab the chips or the remote or computer, after all it is mindless entertainment. I found a healthy lunch, time with God, the outdoors, and exercise really renewed and refreshed me. I am going to make a true effort to include these things more daily……that is unless....... a Real World Marathon comes on