Connor Quotes

Me:  Do you think I look like JLo? 

C:  I think you look like a mom.
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C: I can't believe something as fiction as the Polar Express movie becomes real on Christmas like when the reindeer land on our roof.

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C:  Dad I need a piece of paper really, really bad. Dadddd Please, it’s important, I need paper now.  Dad:  It’s almost bedtime, what for?  C:  I need to draw my Ninja Instructor. 

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Me:  Why are you crying?

C:  Because the kids at school are singing my song wrong.

Me:  What song?

C:  They say Apple Bottom Jeans, Jeans, Jeans, Boots With the Fur, Fur, Fur,  the whole word is looking at her, her.... and you aren’t suppose to say it like that.
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You say- Ollie Leaves Festival for Autumn Leaves Festival, the whale Squirts instead of Blows water, and Feardey Factor for Fear Factor.

*******************************************************C: I don’t want to grow up because all the things I want to do is too dangerous, like being a cowboy that shoots and a snake catcher.

Me:  You could be a teacher?
C:  I don’t have long hair.
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C:  Mom what happened to Doc Hudson (in Cars II)?

Mom:  well he died.  He went to heaven.

C: why did he have to die?

Mom: well when cars get old they die…they have to go to the big car garage in heaven…they run out of gas….

C: why don’t you just tell me Doc Hudson went on vacation.

Mom: Doc Hudson went on vacation.

C: Ok, good.