Thursday, July 7, 2011

The Fresh Prince and Summer Time Products

So FAR this summer has been so great.  Like most people in this economy, we really don’t have the money to go fancy places.  Our most exotic vacation involves the water hose in our backyard, but we have found lots of things to do….and we have had fun.  I have learned that children really don’t care about going places, but care more about how much time you spend with them.  

I don’t know what I’m going to do when it’s time to start back to work.  For example, I set my alarm this morning for 7:00am and hit snooze until 8:25am.  This doesn’t bode well for the 5:30am wake up call, and this year I will have a very unmotivated five year old to wake up and get off to school.  I will not think about that now...instead I’ll  “think of the summers of the past adjust the base and let the alpine blast, pop in my CD and let me run a rhyme, and put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime!  Summer, summer, summertiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmeeeeee, time to sit back and unwiiiinnnnnddddd!” (what???  I HEART DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, Ok.)  



Speaking of summer there are a few items I can’t live without!  I’ll admit I’m a beauty junkie; I’ll buy and try anything.  Gosh knows I’ve wasted plenty of dollars on products that are a total bust...but these things are AWESOME….so try them out unless you would rather be “chillin in the car spending all day waxin leanin to the side but you can't speed through, Two miles an hour so everybody sees you, there's an air of love and of happiness and this is the Fresh Prince's new definition of summer madness!

Women's Shape-ups X F - Accelerators:  Ok I am NOT one of these people who think I will look like Kim Kardashian if I wear these shoes and scarf doughnuts, but I do like these shoes.  I actually bought these brand new from a coworker for 50% off.  They really support your back, and your calf muscles will feel it if you wear these all day!  (Plus I love the Breast Cancer Awareness Design)

TimeWise® Day Solution Sunscreen SPF 25:  OK ladies (and gents)...moisturizing is important.  This is a Mary Kay product (which is a little pricey), but it's like a drink for your face.  It provides great moisturizing and SPF, which is important in this heat! 
Do you want to look like this???  There is such a thing as TOO Tan.


 
 
Tree Hut Shea Sugar Body Scrub, Brazilian Nut:  This is an exfoliating sugar body scrub.  It gets rid of dead skin and makes your skin smooth.  It smells great.  Connor thought I was sneaking cookies in the bathroom (really I would NEVER do that).  The downside- the mosquitoes ate the crap out of me when I went outside the next day.


Renpure Organics Amazing Miracle: This is a 6.00 conditioner/reconstructer....leave it on your hair for 5 minutes and it will leave your hair feeling really light and healthy.  It gets rid of frizz and leaves wavy hair straight.  I love it.

NYC Liquid Lip Shine- Rose: Don't forget your kisser!  99 cents..makeup just melts off in the summer, but I have to have lip gloss.  This gives just a light color and its affordable!

or for more fun you can do this lipstick-
We invented this look back in the day..it's called a blue Popsicle.





Thirty One Organizing Utility Tote:  This tote has 5 exterior pockets and two mesh pockets.  You can use this bag for anything...I take it to the pool and it holds our towels, sunscreens snacks.  I use it for Children's Church and it hold snacks, books, crafts.  I use it for a day out...magazines, books, water bottles.....I LOVE this bag. I think it is about 22.00 (see your nearest Thirty One seller).


Saturday, July 2, 2011

ZUMBA!

My thought process while taking my first Zumba Class:

-Hey this isn’t so bad, the music is fun.
-How does she move that way?  Is she missing important bones?
-We’re moving NOW, oh yeah….I feel like a backup dancer!  I am AWESOME.
-I think I feel my heart elevating.
-Holy Mother of Love, I need air….
-I’m sorry, I can’t scream whooo!  AllRight!  Or Oh Yeah! Because I can’t breath.
-I think I’m dying.
-I hope the instructor knows CPR.
-Note to self- When starting, go with an instructor that looks like Roseanne Bar not this:

because its bad for your self esteem.
-Is that what I look like dancing!?!  Why is there a mirror?  Looks like a fat woman ate me. Why is there a mirror?
-Standard move:  act like my butt has gone into epileptic seizures (and then I will look sort of look like I know what I’m doing.).
-THANK YOU JESUS…3 MORE MINUTES INTO COOL DOWN.
-What the Freakazoid!?!?  There are women who are begging for more dances before cool down??  I will sneak into the night and steal your workout gear…ALL OF YOU BE DAMNED.
-The instructor just told me to ‘Hold your head above your heart?’  -Doesn’t she understand when I hold it like a turkey more air comes into my lungs?
-Why did we park across the gym, now I have to walk across three lanes of traffic fast enough that a car won’t hit me.  I can’t walk that fast right now.

Overall, I had fun and I’m really proud of myself for sticking with it and finishing! I think I have found a new challenge.
Love,
THE ZUMBA QUEEN