wife A: Hey look American Ninja Warrior is on now!
I hope that girl goes all the way.
husband D: She won't be able to do that wall split, her legs are way too short.
wife A.: You don't know that, I'm sure she will make it. She is awesome.
husband D: There is no way, she is too short for that one wall.
wife A.: Would you rather have a full head of hair or a good body with lots of muscles?
husband D: hair.
wife A.: You would be 1000 pounds with hair!?!
husband D: you can workout, you can't force hair growth. I am getting a toupee.
wife A.: getting up the steps with all the toys laying around is American Ninja here.
wife A.: he was really good looking to me until they showed his car, is that a gold chain around his neck?
husband D: who do you think would do the best at the obstacle course? me or you?
wife A.: oh me, since I ran out of breath just picking the remote up just now (sarcasm)... that man on now, he has a condition that makes him lose his hair.
husband D: sure, it's called male pattern baldness, its what I have.
wife A.: oh gag, he is flittering with the microphone girl. I'm glad he lost.
husband D: I bet this guy is good. Nope. Out the first round.
husband D: I bet this guy is good. Nope. Out the first round.
wife A.: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are so pretentious.
husband D: what do you mean?
wife A.: they think they are better than everybody else.
husband D: they are better than everybody else.
wife A.: no they are not...
wife A.: no they are not...
husband D: name two people they are NOT better than.
wife A.: The Obamas, Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson. oh. no that girl didn't make it.
husband D: she was too short.
wife A.: well that isn't fair. She needs a modification. She can't help it she is short.
wife A.: I think I want a closed casket during my funeral. I just want lots of pictures everywhere.
husband D: That is a bad idea.
wife A.: The funeral people won't do my make up right.
husband D: That depends. Where do you want to go?
wife A.: I don't care, with our luck it won't matter, something weird will happen.
husband D: Like... you will have one eye open and one eye closed. I want hair when I die.
wife A.: If we are on a budget, I may have to run by Sally's Beauty and pick up some cheap fake hair and trim it up.
husband D: that sounds fine to me. Look at our wedding photo for placement.
wife A.: This Thom Tillis ad, I like how the lady leaves off the
-ing on all of the words. eatin'.
husband D: She is probably a paid actress from NYC.
husband D: I hear something.
(baby crying)
wife A.: husband D: You get it.
husband D: Who won?
wife A.: I have no clue. It comes on again tomorrow night.
husband D: No. It ended. The Voice is the new show now.
wife A.: oh.
husband D: she was too short.
wife A.: well that isn't fair. She needs a modification. She can't help it she is short.
wife A.: I think I want a closed casket during my funeral. I just want lots of pictures everywhere.
husband D: That is a bad idea.
wife A.: The funeral people won't do my make up right.
husband D: That depends. Where do you want to go?
wife A.: I don't care, with our luck it won't matter, something weird will happen.
husband D: Like... you will have one eye open and one eye closed. I want hair when I die.
wife A.: If we are on a budget, I may have to run by Sally's Beauty and pick up some cheap fake hair and trim it up.
husband D: that sounds fine to me. Look at our wedding photo for placement.
wife A.: This Thom Tillis ad, I like how the lady leaves off the
-ing on all of the words. eatin'.
husband D: She is probably a paid actress from NYC.
husband D: I hear something.
(baby crying)
wife A.: husband D: You get it.
husband D: Who won?
wife A.: I have no clue. It comes on again tomorrow night.
husband D: No. It ended. The Voice is the new show now.
wife A.: oh.
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